If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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