are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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