You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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