she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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