Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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