would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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