what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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