We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Someone signed my nipple.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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