Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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