I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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