dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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