you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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