id be glad to
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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