So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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