I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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