I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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