You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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