home. puking in laundry basket.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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