We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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