OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
