You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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