I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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