hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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