About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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