Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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