Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sorry my hands just texted you
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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