sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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