Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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