so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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