You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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