I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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