Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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