Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
