stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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