Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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