Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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