she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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