Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
my poor anus
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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