Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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