It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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