to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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