She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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