I wannas sexs uuuuu
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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