I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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