you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
