Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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