I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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