i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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