She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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