When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Brb crying the tears of my youth
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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